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Doug Deitel's Laws

Written by: Doug Deitel
Category: Just Jokin'
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Observations on Human Nature

The Law of Trash
Trash expands or contracts to fit the space where it is permitted

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Voodoo Insurance

Written by: Lou Zinnit
Category: Just Jokin'
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Just when we thought it was safe to go out again... another threat rears its ugly head. Fortunately protection has arrived... Voodoo Insurance is finally available. Find out why you need it!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Correct Dosage

    Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?

    They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.

  • Stuck In An Elevator

    What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?

    One who knows how to fix elevators.

  • Against The Code Of Ethics

    A woman is in her doctor's office, when she suddenly shouts out, "Doctor, kiss me". The Doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of ethics to kiss her.

    About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, please, kiss me just once". Again he refuses, apologetically, but says that as a doctor he simply cannot kiss her.

    Finally another 15 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with the doctor, "Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!!"

    "Look" he says, "I'm sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be screwing you either."

  • Who Took My Pen!

    A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?"

    He says, "I'm writing a prescription."

    She says, "But you're holding your thermometer."

    He says, "Jesus Christ, some asshole has my pen."