Just Jokin'

Jokes & Snark

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Observations on Human Nature

The Law of Trash
Trash expands or contracts to fit the space where it is permitted

Read more: Doug Deitel's Laws

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Dick's Jokes

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Why's a sheep better than a woman?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Faking It

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe; she fakes it with Ken.
I'm Going To Disneyland!

A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.

His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"

And that's when the fight started...
The Smell Test

How do men sort out their laundry?

Filthy, and filthy but wearable.