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Voodoo Insurance

Written by: Lou Zinnit
Category: Just Jokin'
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Just when we thought it was safe to go out again... another threat rears its ugly head. Fortunately protection has arrived... Voodoo Insurance is finally available. Find out why you need it!

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ATM Industry Success Secrets Revealed

Written by: dogloose
Category: Just Jokin'
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Originally posted on The Dog is Loose blog October 4, 2007.

ATM-Exaggerator-Online, your online source for up-to-the minute information about the ATM industry recently interviewed Les Worthington, President of Consolidated Regional ATM Partners.

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Dick's Jokes

  • Hookers Or Bungee Jumping

    What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

    Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

  • It's Going To Need Some Work

    Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

    Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

    Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

    Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

    Wife: "In the pool."

  • Peeing In The Shower Saves Water

    My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.

    Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.

  • What Just Happened?

    What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

    45 minutes.