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Doug Deitel's Laws

Written by: Doug Deitel
Category: Just Jokin'
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Observations on Human Nature

The Law of Trash
Trash expands or contracts to fit the space where it is permitted

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Voodoo Insurance

Written by: Lou Zinnit
Category: Just Jokin'
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Just when we thought it was safe to go out again... another threat rears its ugly head. Fortunately protection has arrived... Voodoo Insurance is finally available. Find out why you need it!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Make A Wish

    Little Johnny's parents got divorced. One night Little Johnny walked past his mother's bedroom, the door was open, and he sees his mother lying on her back playing with herself, saying "I need a man... I need a man..."

    A few nights later he walks past her bedroom again, the door's open, and he sees his mother with a man on top of her.

    Little Johnny runs to his room, jumps on his bed, pulls down his pants and starts playing with himself, saying, "I need a bike... I need a bike... "

  • Definition Of Confidence

    What is the definition of confidence?

    When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

  • Chip Off The Old Block

    Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.

    Mom: Every day more like your dad.

  • Come Early For The Sale

    Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."

    The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"

    Nacho says, "Before the store opened."