Just Jokin'

Jokes & Snark

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Observations on Human Nature

The Law of Trash
Trash expands or contracts to fit the space where it is permitted

Read more: Doug Deitel's Laws

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Dick's Jokes

Anniversary Hint

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...
At The Cattle Auction

My wife was amazed to read about a farmer who claimed he sold a cow with a pussy like a woman for $10,000.

I told her: "That's not amazing, that's irony. Here I am with you... a pussy like a cow, and you ain't worth shit."

And that's when the fight started...
Advice For Parents

You don't have to vaccinate all your children.

Just the ones you want to keep.
A Smart Blonde?!

How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?

They both don't exist!