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Doug Deitel's Laws

Written by: Doug Deitel
Category: Just Jokin'
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Observations on Human Nature

The Law of Trash
Trash expands or contracts to fit the space where it is permitted

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Voodoo Insurance

Written by: Lou Zinnit
Category: Just Jokin'
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Just when we thought it was safe to go out again... another threat rears its ugly head. Fortunately protection has arrived... Voodoo Insurance is finally available. Find out why you need it!

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Dick's Jokes

  • In-Laws Can Be The Worst

    A young couple were driving down country road in total silence, having had a little disagreement at their last stop. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

    "Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

    And that's when the fight started...

  • It's not because you are color blind...

    What's the difference between pink and purple?

    The grip!

  • Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!

    Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

    By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

  • Who's The Boss

    Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

    Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."

    Harry says, "Fuck my boss."

    She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."