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Voodoo Insurance

Written by: Lou Zinnit
Category: Just Jokin'
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Just when we thought it was safe to go out again... another threat rears its ugly head. Fortunately protection has arrived... Voodoo Insurance is finally available. Find out why you need it!

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ATM Industry Success Secrets Revealed

Written by: dogloose
Category: Just Jokin'
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Originally posted on The Dog is Loose blog October 4, 2007.

ATM-Exaggerator-Online, your online source for up-to-the minute information about the ATM industry recently interviewed Les Worthington, President of Consolidated Regional ATM Partners.

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Dick's Jokes

  • Cop Pulls A Guy Over

    A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"

    "Thank God... I thought I went deaf."

  • She Loved My Pickle!

    A man comes home from his job at the pickle factory and tells his wife he was fired. She asks him what happened and he tells her "I got fired for putting my dick in the pickle slicer."

    His wife replies "On no! Are you okay?"

    The man says "Yeah I'm fine."

    His wife replies "You're not hurt? Was the slicer turned on?"

    The man says "Oh yeah, she loved it."

  • New Business

    Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

    They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

  • You Can't Unread This One

    What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

    The taste. Ewww...