Just Jokin'

Jokes & Snark

: Written by: dogloose; Category: Just Jokin'; Created: 17 October 2007; Hits: 5696

I came across this article in an obscure newspaper that... well... just fell out of the sky...

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How To Spend a Fun Afternoon

A cop pulls a guy over with a pickup truck full of penguins. He says:"You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says OK, and drives off.

The next day, the cop sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, only now they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over again and barks at him: "I thought I told you yesterday to take these penguins to the zoo?"

The guy answers back: "I did... today we're going to the beach!"
Recipe For Success

4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.

2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
Cannibal Culinary Habits

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

They're too bitter.
Female Erection

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.