Just Jokin'

Jokes & Snark

: Written by: dogloose; Category: Just Jokin'; Created: 17 October 2007; Hits: 6062

I came across this article in an obscure newspaper that... well... just fell out of the sky...

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Another Bingo!

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Who Likes Bananas?

I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
Another Perspective On Marriage

I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"

She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."

And that's when the fight started...
It's How They're Packed

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.