Just Jokin'

Jokes & Snark

: Written by: dogloose; Category: Just Jokin'; Created: 17 October 2007; Hits: 6083

I came across this article in an obscure newspaper that... well... just fell out of the sky...

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What Rhymes With Hibernation?

It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes.

His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"

He says, "Hibernate? Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"
A Real Blonde

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."
Let The Force Be With You

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.
A Pop Quiz

Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?

Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!