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Sam Houston Statue From A Car

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Pictures shot from a moving car of the famous Sam Houston Statue on I-45 in Huntsville, Texas. If you would like to contribute a picture please contact the dog!

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On Bin Laden's Timely Demise...

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I'm not sure of the significance of killing one lonely old man (he says spitting on the floor)...

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Dick's Jokes

  • Who's In Charge Here

    The body parts were all arguing about who should be in charge. The heart said: "I pump the blood that keeps us all alive. I should be the boss." The lungs said: "Without us sucking air, we'd all die." And so all the parts... the eyes, the ears, the hands all made their case. Finally the brain said: "I control all of you. That makes me the right choice. I make the decisions... so I'm the boss!"

    While the parts were all considering the brain's strong argument, the asshole chimed in: "I'm the most important! I want to be the boss." Whereupon all the body parts laughed in his face.

    So the asshole closed up. In a few days the heart pumped slower, it was harder to breathe, the eyes were watering, the hands were weak. Finally all the parts had to agree... the asshole could be in charge.

    Which proves that you don't have to have brains to be the boss, you just have to be an asshole.

  • Let's Call The Boys, But Not Run A Train!

    What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?

    The other guys waiting their turn!

  • Who's That Lady...

    What's the definition of a lady?

    Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.

  • Probably a Bad Practice

    Dr. Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while, he'd hear an internal voice that said, "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

    But invariably, the another voice would bring him back to reality. "But Dave, you're a vet."