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Pictures shot from a moving car of the famous Sam Houston Statue on I-45 in Huntsville, Texas. If you would like to contribute a picture please contact the dog!

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I'm not sure of the significance of killing one lonely old man (he says spitting on the floor)...

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Dick's Jokes

Can You Hear What I'm Seeing?

My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"

I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."

And that's when the fight started...
Damn Good

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity." The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher quickly reponded, "No shit!"
I Love Bird Watching

What species of bird is known to give the best head?

The swallow!
Why So Sad?

Why do women wear black underwear?

They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

Just Jokin'

Jokes & Snark

Sam Houston Statue From A Car

On Bin Laden's Timely Demise...

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