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On Bin Laden's Timely Demise...

Written by: dogloose
Category: Just Jokin'
Created: 02 May 2011
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I'm not sure of the significance of killing one lonely old man (he says spitting on the floor)...

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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
Category: Just Jokin'
Created: 19 May 2010
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Dick's Jokes

  • Show Your Support

    Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

    No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

  • Keep It In The Family

    A farmer bursts into the bedroom with his wife in bed and a sheep under his arm. He yells, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache!" The wife looks up and says, "That's not pig dumbass, it's a sheep!"

    The farmer looks over and shouts: "Quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

    And that's when the fight started...

  • Survival Skills

    Three nuns and a priest are stranded in the desert. Luckily, they come across a camel. So they all jump on and head off to find help. After a while the camel is totally exhausted and falls down dead.

    The priest says " Well sisters, this looks like the end. Do any of you have any last request?"

    The first nun says "Father I have never had sex before." So the priest thinking this is their last day on earth, says OK and has sex with her.

    The second nun says " I too father have never had sex before." So the priest thinks well, why not, and has sex with her too.

    The priest then asked the third nun if her request is the same. She says "Not exactly father. I would just like to know what is that between your legs."

    The priest says "Sister, that is a penis. It was put there by god to give the gift of life."

    The last nun then responds "Great! Stick it in the camel and let's get the fuck out of here."

  • Don't Find Yourself in Deep Shit!

    What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

    One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

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