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Sam Houston Statue From A Car

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Pictures shot from a moving car of the famous Sam Houston Statue on I-45 in Huntsville, Texas. If you would like to contribute a picture please contact the dog!

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On Bin Laden's Timely Demise...

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I'm not sure of the significance of killing one lonely old man (he says spitting on the floor)...

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Dick's Jokes

  • A Real Romantic

    I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

    So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

    And that's when the fight started...

  • They Have A Name For That

    What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

    A tearjerker.

  • A Question For Dad

    A son asks his father: "What's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'."

    His father thinks for a moment then says: "Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with George Clooney for a million bucks."

    So he does and mom says: "You bet I would!" The boy reports back to his father but still doesn't understand.

    So the father says: "Now, go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks."

    Off he goes to ask his sister and her reply is: "Absolutely!"

    Finally the boy goes back to his dad and says: "I think I get it pop. 'Potentially' we are sitting on two million dollars here... but in 'reality' we're living with a couple of whores."

  • Probably Better To Believe In Santa

    You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?

    You start getting clothes for Christmas.