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ATM Industry Success Secrets Revealed

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Originally posted on The Dog is Loose blog October 4, 2007.

ATM-Exaggerator-Online, your online source for up-to-the minute information about the ATM industry recently interviewed Les Worthington, President of Consolidated Regional ATM Partners.

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Bitcoin For Beans

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With all the turmoil in financial markets these days, from the the banking crisis in Cyprus to the collapse of gold prices, I began to get a little nervous thinking about what could happen here in the U.S. That's when I decided to take some action.

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Dick's Jokes

  • They Don't Teach This In School

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."

  • Call Me Old Fashioned

    You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

    Because they are tired of using their own.

  • Better rethink this one

    Old Dick Johnson sometimes has to re-think relationships.

    Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.

  • To Know Which Way The Wind Blows

    Husband and wife are fast asleep when the phone rings at two o'clock in the morning. The husband picks up the phone and says: "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weatherman?" Then he  slams the phone down.

    His wife rolls over and asks: "Who was that?" The husband replies: "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."