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ATM Industry Success Secrets Revealed

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Originally posted on The Dog is Loose blog October 4, 2007.

ATM-Exaggerator-Online, your online source for up-to-the minute information about the ATM industry recently interviewed Les Worthington, President of Consolidated Regional ATM Partners.

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Bitcoin For Beans

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With all the turmoil in financial markets these days, from the the banking crisis in Cyprus to the collapse of gold prices, I began to get a little nervous thinking about what could happen here in the U.S. That's when I decided to take some action.

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Dick's Jokes

  • Is It Because I'm Blonde?

    A blonde girl comes home from school one day and tells her mom: "We were learning our numbers today and everyone else could only count to 5, but I could count to 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

    Her mom tells her "Great job honey!" The girl asks her mom "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mom tells her: "Yes it is."

    The next day the blonde girl comes home from school and tells her mom: "We were learning our alphabets today and everyone else could only get to E, but I got to J. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J!"

    Her mom tells her "Great job honey!" The girl asks her mom "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mom tells her again: "Yes it is."

    On the third day the blonde girl comes home from school and tells her mom: "Today we were in the showers after gym class and all of the other girls were flat chested, but I have these!" Whereupon the girl lifts her shirt revealing very large breasts.

    Her mom tells her "Um... Great job honey." The girl asks her mom: "Is it because I'm blonde?"

    Her mom replies "No dear, it's because you're 25."

  • Some Extra Cash

    A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.

    The doc asks, "Why?"

    The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."

  • A Smart Blonde?!

    How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?

    They both don't exist!

  • Not A Total Loss

    Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

    He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

    And that's when the fight started...