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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • More Meat Please

    A guy from America asked the gal from Sweden to dance at the college fraternity party. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call that a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too."

    A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call that a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

    Towards the end of the night, and a whole lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her. While he's pumping away he leans over and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

    She says, "Yaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too. Only we usually put more meat in it."

  • Probably Better To Believe In Santa

    You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?

    You start getting clothes for Christmas.

  • By Definition

    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

    Full.

  • I Have One Question

    Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)