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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • I'd Like To Point This Out

    My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

    So I did - the middle one.

    And that's when the fight started...

  • Which Class Did you Fail?

    Two young boys at school were discussing their parents, when one realized he really knew very little about his mom. Arriving home that evening, he gave his mom the third degree.

    "How old are you, mom?" he asked. "None of your business," replied his mother. "Okay, then how much do you weigh?" "That's not your business either, young man." The boy thinks a minute, then delivers his final bombshell. "Well then, tell me why you and dad got divorced?" Shocked... mom sends junior to bed without any supper.

    The next day, the kid reports his failure to his schoolmate. "I have the solution!" says his buddy, "Just look at her driver's license in her purse. It'll tell you everything you want to know."

    Later that day, mom finds her son going through her purse with her driver's license in his hand. "Just what do you think you are doing now?" she screams.

    "Well, you wouldn't answer any of my questions yesterday," says the junior detective, "so my friend told me all the answers would be right here on your license. See, you're 40 years old... you weigh 145 pounds... and daddy divorced you 'cause you got an 'F' in Sex."

  • Back On My ... Back

    Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"

  • Do I Know You?

    My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

    So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

    And that's when the fight started...