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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • What's Your Number?

    I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.

  • The New Pet

    A guy is just miserable.  So he decides to cheer himself up and get a pet. At the pet store the owner takes him in to the back and shows him a toothless hamster.

    The guy looks at it and says: "That's the ugliest thing I ever saw."

    The store owner says: "Maybe so, but it will give you the best blowjob you ever had."

    So the guy tries it and it's fantastic. He buys the hamster and heads home.

    When he gets there his wife sees the ugly little creature and says: "What the hell is that?"

    The guy says: "Never mind. Just teach it to cook and then get the fuck out."

  • Let Me Introduce You To

    What did one whore's knee say to the other?

    Nothing... they never met.

  • No Dope, No Joke

    Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.