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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Call A Cleaning Lady

    My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"

    I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."

    And that's when the fight started...

  • The Dangers of Modern Technology

    A guy gets a text from his neighbor, "I'm really sorry Harry. I've been saddled with so much guilt that I have to confess. I've been tapping your wife day and night when you're not home. In fact, probably a lot more than you. I don't get it at home, but that's no excuse. I just can't deal with the guilt any more... I hope you'll accept my apology and my promise that it won't happen again."

    Furious, the guy grabs his gun, storms into his wife's bedroom and shoots her dead.

    A few minutes later, he gets another text: "Fucking auto-correct. I meant wifi, not wife."

  • My Wife Was Feeling Sick

    Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."

    She asked: "How do you know?"

    I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."

    And that's when the fight started.

  • Want A Spanking?

    My wife and I were discussing babies and she had a thought. "Why do doctors spank newborn babies?"

    I told her: "To knock the dicks off the stupid ones."

    And that's when the fight started...