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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • And That's Why I Went Hungry

    Little Johnny goes to school. His first class is English, and the teacher wants the kids to say what they ate for breakfast and spell it.

    Jenny raises her hand and says: "'toast' -- t o a s t." Bobby says: "my turn teacher 'eggs' -- e g g s." Little Johnny shouts out" "'fucking nothing' -- f u c k i n g n o t h i n g."

    The teacher is furious and makes Little Johnny stand in the corner till the end of the English lesson.

    The next class is geography. The teacher puts a map up and asks the class who knows where the Polish border lies.

    Little Johnny shoots up his hand and says: "He's at home on top of my mom. That's why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!"

  • Bring Out The Tape Measure

    Why are dicks like fish?

    You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.

  • Divide and Conquer

    1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

  • Ask Sherwin Williams

    They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

    It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.