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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Right Idea Wrong Place

    You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

  • Who Likes Bananas?

    I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.

    Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.

  • Be Careful What You Wish For

    A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

    The guy says, "Fuck...it works."

  • Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

    How is pubic hair like parsley?

    You push it to the side before you start eating.