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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

  • Now That'll Make Her Scream!

    How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?

    Wipe your dick on the curtains.

  • Everything Has A Purpose

    My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?

    I told her life support for her pussy.

    And that's when the fight started...

  • Let's Just Pretend

    A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.

    He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"

    And that's when the fight started...