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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Excuses, Excuses

    A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."

    "Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"

  • Baby Polar Bear

    A baby polar bear goes to his mama and asks: "Am I a real polar bear?"

    His mama assures him: "Of course you are. You're my son and we live in the north pole."

    Then the baby bear goes to his father and asks: "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"

    His dad tells him: "Yes you are son. You have big paws and you're white just like me. Why do you ask?"

    "Cause I'm fuckin' freezing."

  • Easy Pick Up

    Why are cowgirls like cow pies?

    The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

  • This Way And That Way

    A guy was complaining to his buddy that his new girlfriend was really kinky. His friend asked him: "How so?"

    "Well" came the answer, "All she wants me to do is screw her in the ear." "In the ear? Wow. That is weird," his buddy remarked.

    "Yeah," the guy continued. "Every time I go to stick my dick in her mouth, she turns her head."