Just Jokin'

Jokes & Snark

: Written by: dogloose; Category: Just Jokin'; Created: 17 December 2009; Hits: 4092

His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

: Written by: dogloose; Category: Just Jokin'; Created: 17 October 2007; Hits: 5284

I came across this article in an obscure newspaper that... well... just fell out of the sky...

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Sometimes You Need A Break In The Action

Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"

Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."
One Professional to Another

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around and yells: "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

The guy behind him says: "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
Do You Swallow?

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.
Advice For Prepared Citizens

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

Your lawyer will thank you.