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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Same Facts, Different Conclusion

    Guy to his friend: "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes & no clothes to wear."

    Friend tells him: "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."

  • Who I'm Voting For

    Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:

    "To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."

  • Just One Question

    So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!

  • Light My Fire

    A guy's wife was totally letting herself go. So he tells her: "Your butt is getting huge. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" That night in bed, he tries to make a move on her and she totally shuts him down. "What's wrong?" he asks.

    She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for just one little weenie?"

    And that's when the fight started...