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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Maybe He Should Go To a Sperm Bank?

    How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

    If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

  • Short Strokes

    What do you do in case of fallout?

    Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

  • Cure For Constipation

    A nun walks into a liquor store and says, "Give me a pint of brandy." The guy says, "Sister, I've never sold alcohol to a nun." She says, "It's for the Mother Superior, she's constipated."

    So he sells it to her. Later that night, he walks out, and there's the nun on the stoop, with the empty bottle, drunk as a skunk, singing and laughing. He says, "Sister, for shame. You told me the bottle was for the Mother Superior's constipation."

    The nun says, "It is. She's constipated, and when she sees me, she's gonna shit."

  • You Get What You Pay For

    A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.

    When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"