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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • You Meet The Nicest People At A Bar

    A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says, "Hello. I think I'd like to get to know you better. I'm 48 years old, I've been a Congressman for 10 years and I'm honest."

    The girl says, "Nice to meet you. I'm 30 years old. I've been a hooker for 15 years and I'm a virgin."

  • Barking Dog, Eventually Stops!

    Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

    The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

  • A Hobby For My Old Age

    A doctor examining a little old man tells him, "You're suffering from exhaustion. How often do you have sex?"

    ​The old guy says, "Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday."

    The doc says, "Well, that could be the problem. Maybe you should try eliminating Wednesdays."

    The old guy replies, "I can't, Doc. That's the only night I go home."

  • What Are Fences For?

    My neighbor looked over the fence and asked: "What are you doing?" I told her: "My goldfish died. I have to bury him."

    "Why such a big hole?" she asked.

    "'Cause he's inside your fucking cat."