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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Men are Dogs, Not Vice Versa

    Why does a dog lick himself?

    He can't make a fist.

  • Who Took My Pen!

    A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?"

    He says, "I'm writing a prescription."

    She says, "But you're holding your thermometer."

    He says, "Jesus Christ, some asshole has my pen."

  • Either Way It Works

    A nun came to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear confession. "Today Father Johnson told me I had the gates of Heaven between my legs, and that he had the Key to Heaven. Then he opened my gates with his key."

    "That bastard!" said Mother Superior. "He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing it."

  • Giddy up!

    What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

    When it's his turn.