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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • The Doctor Was A Big Help

    My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.

  • What Does Your Dad Do

    The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy." 

    Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."

    The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Tyrone."

    Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Tyrone. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m...f-a-r-n...f-n..."

    The teacher says, "Tyrone, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."

    Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five Tyrone ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."

  • In The Blink Of An Eye

    Why don't women blink during foreplay?

    They don't have time.

  • The Doctor Will See You Now

    The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"

    The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."