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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Not That Kind Of Sperm Bank

    Sex is like a bank account.

    First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.

  • Good News Or Bad News

    A stockbroker calls a client and says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."

    Sam says, "Tell me the bad news first."

    The stockbroker says, "I lost all of your money."

    Sam says, "What's the good news?"

    The stockbroker says, "I got laid last night."

  • No Monkey Business

    A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically.

    He says, "Lady, that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. It looks like a monkey. What an ugly kid."

    The lady freaks out, and goes running into the next car sobbing uncontrollably. The conductor sees her, comes over to her to console her.

    He says, "Lady, relax...things are going to be all right...we'll get off at the next stop, get a cup of coffee...maybe we'll even find a banana for your monkey."

  • I Know Her By Reputation

    How do you know who gives a good blow job?

    Word of mouth.