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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Dad Knows The Score

    When I was 16, my dad sat me down and said, "Dick, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle about the price."

  • Small Design Difference

    What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

    The position of the dirt bag.

  • Mystery Shopper

    A woman asks the pharmacist if he carries extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"

    The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait for the next guy that buys a box?"

  • Where Else?

    Two old folks were flirting at a senior's singles mingle. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a romantic night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"

    The old woman replied shyly, "Depends... ."

    "Depends on what?" he asked. "On my ass -- where else?!"