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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Better Than Nothing

    Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?

    There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.

  • One Day Down At The Head Shop

    Why are roach clips called roach clips?

    Because "pot holder" was already taken.

  • Kung Pao Chicken

    Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."

    Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"

  • This Will Drive A Woman Crazy

    What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

    A hundred dollar bill!