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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
Category: Just Jokin'
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Population Problem

    World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.

    Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.

  • Lost Wife

    Losing a wife can be hard.  

    In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.

  • Peeing In The Shower Saves Water

    My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.

    Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.

  • There's No Substitute

    I hate it when a girl tries to offer me a lame consolation prize. 'Cause girls will say things like: "Oh, we're not going to have sex, but I'll give you a hand job."

    Hey! Newsflash: I have hands... they have the job... the position is filled... I don't need to outsource the work... alright? If you got a pussy for the job, we can talk -- 'cause I am always hiring.