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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

Written by: dogloose
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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

    What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

    "He must be really blind."

  • I Wanna Register To Attend

    Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

  • You Make The Call

    Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

    Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

  • Who's The Boss

    Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

    Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."

    Harry says, "Fuck my boss."

    She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."