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The skin-ny On Presidential Election Possibilities

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In response to an article in the Boston Herald suggesting the possibility that the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts could one day vie for the office of president, James Taranto in "Best of the Web" humorously wrote:

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Hold That, Tiger!

Written by: dogloose
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His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?

Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!

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Dick's Jokes

  • Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

    Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

    Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

  • Have You Upgraded To 4K?

    At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.

    Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.

  • Going Down?

    I think I got beat up pretty bad last night. I remember getting on the elevator at my office and running into this gorgeous secretary with big tits. I couldn't help staring at her while the elevator door closed, but didn't start up. She said: "Would you please press one?"

    So I did. I don't remember much after that...

  • Be Careful What You Wish For

    A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

    The guy says, "Fuck...it works."