His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?
Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
