His adoring public asks: "Is it really true that Tiger would?
Well... looks like all that mattered was Tiger's wood!
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.
Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
