Mr Turtle Visits on July 4th VIdeo

When this little guy visited our yard one July 4th we were really hoping he'd make a home there...

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Now That's A Mess

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!
That Little Prick

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "Are those all for me?"

"Just take two," his mom replied. "The rest are for your father."
Take Out The Trash

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...
Low IQ

What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."